Paint My Penis

(3 customer reviews)

Looking for a totally unique addition to your group activity?   This fun 90 minute class will be an absolute hit with the whole party – guaranteed to get a smile.


What’s included:


  • Moulds
  • paint, accessories and materials
  • Games
  • Quiz
  • prizes
  • minimum participants – 10

*please contact us for a quote for smaller parties of 10



What is involved during the class?

The 90 minute class involves painting and decorating an erotic mould.  We have a vast amount of paint, accessories and materials to make your creation stand out and be unique. Included in the class is a quiz, game and prizes.

How much is the class?

Classes are £20PP

What is the minimum numbers for the class?

We require a minimum number of 10 guests per class but can cater for smaller parties at a different cost.

What is the maximum numbers for the class?

Max 25 guests per 1 teacher, any larger parties will have 2 teachers to host the class.

Where is the class held?

We host classes at city centre venues in Glasgow and Edinburgh.  We also offer the option to come to your accommodation/home/lodge etc. (depending on the distance).

The classes are too far away from where I am based.

The good news is that we now offer party kits which we sell on our website and on Amazon (penis painting kit).  The kits offer you the luxury of hosting the class at a location more convenient to you and your party.

How Can I pay for the workshop?

Payment can be made by bank transfer, our payment details will be on the booking invoice.  We require a £50 deposit per group to secure the date of your booking with final payment one month before your class.  If we are teaching- leave a message and we will get back to you.  To book please call 0141 465 6427 or email

Our classes frequently sell out thus we advise you book early to get the date you are requesting.

Is there any age restrictions for the class?

Anyone over the age of 18.

I have enquired but not received an email.

Please check your junk mail folder, due to some email filters our emails may not reach your inbox.  If you enquire please leave a phone number so we have an alternative way to contact you.

Is food available at the venues?

Our venues in Glasgow and Edinburgh offer drinks and a food menu.  We can arrange to book you in for lunch before or after the class. Buffets can be available upon request.

What do I need to bring?

We provide all the materials and accessories, all we require is your lovely self.  We supply aprons so you won’t ruin your clothes.  We will happily take photos for you and are on hand to assist with any help you may require.


How do I get ideas on how to paint my mould?

We have an Instagram account which displays images of all the fantastic and creative moulds from classes.  Check out bling_my_bits for inspiration.

I’m nervous.  What can I expect?

Our hosts are very friendly and welcoming.  Our classes are informal, interactive and in a private area in our venues.  We love people to ask questions during the classes.  Guaranteed laughter with many guests competitive to make sure they have the winning creation.

Do we make the moulds?

We supply the unpainted mould which means you get to do the fun part, painting and decorating!  You can paint it as a fantasy character, occupation, celebrity, bride/groom the options are limitless.

What other classes do you offer?

We offer a wide range of activities on our website which we can add onto your booking.  Please check out full the full listing.  We always have new and exciting activities, to hear more about them sign up to our mailing list.

Is there parking at the city centre venues?

Street parking after 6pm is free however if a class is before 6pm there is parking metres at nearby car parks.  Our venues are a five minute walk from Edinburgh Waverly and Glasgow Queen Street.

How do I protect my creation after the class?

We provide bubble pouches that will protect your creation.

What days do you offer the class?

Our classes can be booked any day of the week.  Most popular days are Friday-Sunday so booking in advance is required to avoid disappointment.  We offer our first class at 1230pm and last booking for a class commences at 9pm and finishing at 1030pm.

Reviews (3)

3 reviews for Paint My Penis

  1. Lisa

    This workshop was BEYOND hilarious!! The moulds are ready-made for you and your job is to paint and decorate your own penis – complete with sparkly bits and bobs, glitter, diamontes, feathers, googly eyes etc! This was absolutely excellent, we laughed from start to finish and showed our ‘boabies’ off to everyone after we left with them! And the wee bit of bubbly sure helped us along too. What a brilliant idea – couldn’t recommend this hilarious workshop highly enough!

  2. Emma macdonald

    AMAZING, you should of seen the consentraton in the girls face while doing this, what a scream!!!

  3. Lisa MacDonald

    My friends and I did this for my birthday and I’ve never laughed so much. The moulds looks fantastic and the games throughout the class were brilliant. I’ll be booking again. Thanks again!

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